You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

you lick your coffee pot clean.

the only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.

you can type 60 words per minute with your feet.

you want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.

you short out motion detectors.

you don't sweat, you percolate.

your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

you get drunk just so you can sober up.

you answer your door before anyone knocks.

you sleep with your eyes open.

your T-shirt says Decaf Rules!

If you can think of any more reasons why you're drinking too much coffee, Let us know!